Chelsea are flying at the start of the 2026/27 Premier League campaign, and honestly, nobody can deny that the Blues have brought serious entertainment back to the league. Under Xabi Alonso, Chelsea have opened the season with back-to-back Premier League victories, including a dramatic 4-3 win over Brighton after beating Fulham 3-2 on the opening weekend.
The attacking football has been spicy, the goals are flowing, and players like Cole Palmer, João Pedro, Pedro Neto and Romeo Lavia are already giving Chelsea supporters plenty to smile about. 🔥💙
But despite all this Chelsea madness, one request must be respected. 😂
Chelsea can win whatever match they want.
They can destroy the big boys. 😭
They can score five, six or seven goals. ⚽🔥
They can go on an unbelievable winning streak. 🏆
They can even dream about lifting trophies at the end of the season. 👀🏆
BUT PLEASE… LEAVE MY ANNUAL 6 POINTS ALONE! 😂🤫
That’s the one part of the season where negotiations are officially open. No drama. No unnecessary heroics. No last-minute winner. No 95th-minute Cole Palmer magic. 😭😂
The Premier League fixture list is already packed with heavyweight clashes for Chelsea, including Arsenal, Tottenham, Manchester United, Liverpool and Manchester City.
So go ahead, Chelsea. Enjoy yourselves. 😭💙
Win the other games. Score the goals. Entertain your fans. Make the league table interesting. 😂🔥
Just remember that somebody is depending on those precious six points every single season. 🤣🤫
Chelsea fans, please understand the assignment! 😂💙⚽
